Things that Never Happened at a Landin Run Draft
Although the Owner in Question Attended a Few Drafts

Machine Gun Max: I'm just glad the guys in this league only covet the other guy's players!

New York Yankees Sold to New Investor
Mr. Chip Sotolar today officially announced his resignation from the Molson Baseball League, news that did not come as a surprise to the League. Mr. Sotolar--who had owned the Yankees for over 15 years--had been less able to steward the franchise last season, and finally decided it was time for fresh blood.Although there are several highlights of Mr. Sotolar's tenure in the MBL, he is perhaps best known as the bait that led to questions regarding the sexual orientation of a former owner. That owner, whose names (he had two) will not be released for fear of legal action, upon initially sighting Mr. Sotolar in Cleveland, Ohio, said, "He's gorgeous!"We wish Mr. Sotolar the best in his future endeavors