Toxins Rumored to Be Moving Out of Coors
Busch Stadium rumored to Be New Home

(AP) Former Toxin pitcher Greg Maddux is ticked off and that's putting it mildly. "Now he wants to change parks. I was the all-time ERA champ of the TML until he took our team to Colorado. Finally, I had to demand a trade. And now he wants to move to a real field. He went to Coors to suck up to that Andro-freak McGwire. I still may sue him!", screamed an angry Mr Maddux.
While virtually any park is a possibility, rumors swirl around Busch Stadium. Machine Gun Max Mercy believes he should spread this story even if it is mostly apochryphal and offers this guaranteed unretouched photograph as proof of Landin barnstorming the country last week. Will Busch Stadium be home to the Toxins? Has anyone called Missouri's Department of Environmental Conservation? All this will be explored in the coming weeks.....