Saturday, October 30, 2010

(AP-Van Schaick Island, NY)
TML Biff Barnes Highlight Reel - October 2010
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2010 Playoff Upset Special!

In a shocking turn of events, the three teams
with the best regular season records were all
eliminated during the Divisional Playoff Round!
The only 100+ win team to advance was the Toxic
Waste River Rats
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Complete linescores and stats on the TML web page
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OCEANIC CONFERENCE DIVISION ROUND:

The Rocky Mountain Chinooks, at .538, took the
lowest winning percentage of all playoff teams
into the post season. The Arkansas Travelers,
with a TML best 114 wins, selected the Chinooks
as their first round opponent. The Chinooks won
a 12-inning G-1 and then ripped off 2 more wins,
to lead 3 games to none! The Travs posted a
pair of wins, but the Chinooks completed the
upset with a convincing 7-5 G-6 win! Delmon
Young
(11-26, .423, 5 R, 5 RBI) led the attack
for the Chinooks. The strong frontline Chinook
starters C.C. Sabathia and Tim Lincecum were a
bit shaky, but the bullpen was solid. The Travs'
powerful regular season tandem of Pablo Sandoval
and Shin-Soo Choo were held in check by the
Chinook staff.

Without checking the record books thoroughly,
it is quite possible that when Rocky Mountain
gave the ball to Brett Cecil in G-4, it marked
the worst regular season stats ever for a TML
post-season starting pitcher: 3-16, 6.67.

Meanwhile, the defending TML Champs, Walla Walla
Wombats
were taking on the Wild Card Danny Way
Diamonds
. The Wombats jumped out to a 3 games
to none lead in the series! The Diamonds did
manage a G-4 win, but the Wombats took the series
in G-5, winning 5-2. The Wombats took severe
advantage of the weak throwing arms of the Danny
Way
catchers and stole 21 bases (CS only twice)
in the 5 games! SB Champ Michael Bourn was
10-11 in SBs. The Wombats used 22 relievers in
the series, keeping the Diamonds off balance.

Oceanic Conf. Final: Rocky Mtn. vs. Walla Walla
(A re-match of last season's TML World Series!)

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ATMOSPHERIC CONFERENCE DIVISION ROUND:

Based on a 14-2 regular season domination, the
Beverly Hillbillies selected the Wild Card Carolina

Crawfish as their first round opponent. Justin
Verlander opened the series with a combined 6-hit
shutout! The Crawfish regrouped and reeled off 3
straight victories to open up a commanding 3-1
series lead! The Hillbillies fought back to win
the next two to even the series. G-6 was a hard-
fought, 10-inning affair. With the series tied at
3 apiece, the Crawfish jumped on 20-game winner
Dan Haren to open up an early 6-1 lead after 4
innings. The Hillbillies rallied for 3 in the 6th,
but the Crawfish bullpen shut them down, for a

6-4 win and a trip to the Conference Finals! For
the Crawfish, Ben Zobrist (13-28, .464, 4 RBI),
Jeff Baker (5-12, .417, 4 RBI) and Ronny Cedeno
(9-24, .375, 6 RBI) led the attack.

The Toxic Waste River Rats edged the Rensselaer
Strikers in the first 2 games, by identical
scores of 5-4. The Strikers came back to win
2 of 3 in their home park, the only loss to
22-game winner Javier Vazquez. With a 3-2
series lead, Toxin Vincente Padilla took his
undefeated record to the mound and tossed a
CG, 5-hit shutout to close out the series!
The Toxins used a combination of a balanced
offense and fine pitching to advance.

Atmos. Conf. Final: Carolina vs. Toxic Waste

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Up next ... the Conference Finals!

Staff Columnist - Biff Barnes

Monday, October 25, 2010

(AP-Van Schaick Island, NY)
TML Biff Barnes Highlight Reel - October 2010
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Carolina and Valparaiso in Show-down!
Suzuki spoils Pujols' bid for Triple Crown!

The Carolina Crawfish stumbled at Beverly once
again, and the Valparaiso Drench caught them to
tie for the Atmospheric Conference Wild Card.
Carolina won the exciting tie-breaker playoff,
3-2. Without hesitation, Beverly (best record
in the Conference) selected Carolina as their
first round opponent. That leaves Toxic Waste
hosting Rensselaer.

In the Oceanic Conference, the Arkansas Travs
rode out the string to a TML best 114 wins.
Arkansas selected the Rocky Mountain Chinooks
as their first round opponent. Walla Walla
will host Danny Way in the other playoff.

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Madison's Ichiro Suzuki denied 'Skayuna's Albert
Pujols
the Triple Crown, by hitting .439 in the
final month, taking the batting crown at .359.
Pujols finished 2nd at .357. Pujols did run away
with 162 RBI and 66 HRs, not to mention leading
the TML in SLG (.761), Runs (141), EXBH (127)
and RC (214)! Suzuki led the TML in Hits (231)
and has now had 200+ hits in every one of this
nine seasons in the TML and now has 2093 Hits for
his career! Valparaiso's Adrian Gonzalez blasted
58 HRs. Walla Walla's Michael Bourn "ran away"
with the SB crown, with 85 SBs. Albany's Hanley
Ramirez
was 2nd with 81 SBs.

In pitching, there were three 22-game winners,
Toxin Javier Vazquez (22-6), Danny Way's Scott
Baker
(22-7) and Beverly's Justin Verlander
(22-8). Carolina's Brett Anderson won the ERA
title at 2.67, with Perth's Zack Greinke at 2.69.
Also joining the "20-win Club" were Arkansas'
Josh Johnson (20-4), Rocky Mountain's Scott
Kazmir
(20-4), Beverly's Dan Haren (20-5), Danny
Way's Wandy Rodriguez (20-5) and Rocky Mountain's
Tim Lincecum (20-7). Greinke took the Strikeout
Crown with 283 Ks, 5 more than Verlander. The
"Fireman of the Year" award goes to Toxin C.J.
Wilson
with 50 SVs.

Below are some awards and tid-bits from the
October 2010 in the TML American.

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** Player of the Month **


(AR) Shin-Soo Choo
.449, 31-69, 14-1-4, 59 TB
16 R, 10 RBI, 9 W, 32 RC



Honorable Mention:
Pablo Sandoval (AR) .508, 30-59, 4-1-5, 51 TB
10 R, 13 RBI, 10 W, 30 RC

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** Pitcher of the Month **


(RM) Tim Lincecum
3-0, 0.75, 3 GS, 3 QS, 1 CG
24 IP, 14 H, 5 W, 30 K, .163 OAVG



Honorable Mentions:
Kevin Millwood (RS) 4-0, 2.30
Brad Bergesen (SS) 3-0, 2.20
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** Best Offensive Performance of the Month **

The Squires Albert Pujols blasted 3 HRs in three
consecutive ABs (4th,5th,6th innings), driving
in 7 runs, leading his team to an 11-6 victory
over the Wombats.

9/24/2010, SS09-WW09, Wrigley Field
______________1 2 3__4 5 6__7 8 9_____R__H E
Squires_______0 0 0__2 5 4__0 0 0__-_11 11 1
Wombats_______0 0 0__0 2 0__1 3 0__-__6__9 0

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** Best Pitching Performance of the Month **

In the same series, 4 days later, Squire Brad
Bergesen
tossed a 2-hit CG shutout at the
Wombats, leading his team to a 3-0 win! He
walked only 1 and fanned 7. The hits were a
lead-off 1B by David Wright in the 3rd and
a 1-out 2B by Brendan Ryan in the 6th. Albert
Pujols
drove in the only run Bergesen needed
in the 1st, with an RBI-2B.

9/28/2010, SS09-WW09, Wrigley Field
______________1 2 3__4 5 6__7 8 9_____R__H E
Squires_______1 2 0__0 0 0__0 0 0__-__3__6 1
Wombats_______0 0 0__0 0 0__0 0 0__-__0__2 0

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** The Blowout Game of the Month **

The Diamonds pounded the Diamond Cats 22-0,
including a big 10-run 6th inning! Every
starting player for the Diamonds had at least
1 hit. Nick Johnson was 4-7, 5 RBI and Randy
Ruiz
was 5-5, 4 RBI. Scott Baker was the
beneficiary of the outburst and was pulled
after 6 shutout innings. Guillermo Mota
finsihed the shutout, with 3 solid innings in
relief.

9/20/2010, DW09-PC09, Fenway Park
______________1 2 3__4 5__6__7 8 9____R__H E
Diamonds______0 2 0__1 5(10)_4 0 0 - 22 27 0
Diamond Cats__0 0 0__0 0__0__0 0 0 -__0__8 1

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** Overtime Game of the Month **

There were two 15 inning games this month, but
the most exciting of the two was between the
Avalanche and the Squires. After each team
had scratched out a run in the 12th, David
DeJesus
legged out a 1-out triple. Jimmy
Rollins
drew an IW and then Alexi Casilla
delivered the GW-RBI 1B for the Squires!

9/16/2010, AV09-SS09, Busch Stadium
______________123 456 789 012 345____R__H E
Avalanche_____000 010 200 001 000 -__4 11 1
Squires_______020 000 100 001 001 -__5 17 1

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Up next ... First Round Post Season highlights!

Staff Columnist - Biff Barnes

From the Onion

A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
October 24, 2010

ARLINGTON, TX—Ten years after signing a record $252 million contract to play baseball in Texas, third baseman Alex Rodriguez finally delivered for the Rangers by leading the franchise to its first-ever World Series. "A-Rod came up big for us this entire series, all the way up until the last out," Rangers manager Ron Washington told reporters during a postgame press conference, saying that the Rangers would have had no chance of beating the New York Yankees without Rodriguez's remarkable performance at the plate. "It was a long time coming, but you have to give the guy credit. He was the Rangers' MVP, no question." Washington added that seeing Rodriguez take Texas to the World Series was one thing, but A-Rod almost single-handedly beating the Yankees was "extra sweet